Monday, August 17, 2009

District 9

Okay so District 9 is awesome. But mostly I love the fact that District 9 is prompting all these people to talk about racism and xenophobia and immigration and Africa that wouldn’t normally do it. I love it.
And so I thought I would put in my two cents:
First of all let me just say that I really like the film. I found it fascinating on so many levels, as someone who has spent a decent about of time in Jo’berg where the movie takes place and pays attention to the politics and mood of that country, and also as someone who loves scifi and aliens and things going boom. But I was troubled by a couple of things that other people across the web have also brought up.
The criticism I have seen of the film seems to break down into two points.
Point one: as an allegory for apartheid it is pretty crummy and insulting. Black South Africans wanted to stay in their country, the aliens want to leave. Black South Africans had agency (see the Soweto uprising among others) the aliens in the movie are pretty meek and agency-less. And there is the simple fact that to compare black South Africans to bugs is pretty derogatory.
I think that point is easily dismissed. The movie is not, and never was meant to be a direct allegory for apartheid. Instead I think it is more an allegory for South Africa’s current immigration problems and even then it is not a direct allegory. It takes themes and images that we know and then uses them to move in another direction. It exists in its own world and that’s the whole point.
Point two: the movies depiction of black South Africans and Nigerians in particular is really problematic. The main human character of the movie is white as are both the main villains. Black South Africans exist but they are mostly on the sidelines. In the Alien slum the only humans are Nigerian immigrant drug lords who exploit the aliens, try to figure out how to make their weapons work, and participate in Muti—black magic. At one point, the main Nigerian villain almost commits cannibalism.
This point is far more troubling and difficult to dismiss. The Nigerians are caricatured over the top villains and-- especially since this movie was made and financed by white men—there is no getting around that.
BUT.. and I am hesitating to say this BUT..
That shit totally exists in South Africa. There are well-known, notorious and vicious Nigerian gangs in the slums. Muti is a real and commonly practiced thing and while I don’t know if cannibalism is ever a part of it animals are definitely sacrificed.
And so this discussion of this point boils down to how are white artists allowed to depict people of other races. Are they (we) allowed to acknowledge differences? At what time does that become caricature? The opposite extreme is ignoring difference and that becomes white washing.
I think Neill Blomkamp made a movie about South Africa as he sees it. A dangerous, dirty, racist, and multiracial country. I think the Nigerians are in there because Nigerian crime lords exist. I think the people in power are white because that’s the way it is still, nearly 15 years after apartheid. I think the film definitely walks the line between showing what is there and having the white gaze be too, well, white. And I think there are moments when it steps over the line.
BUT I think more times than not the film is true and honest and brave and fucking awesome. District 9 is exactly why I love scifi so much. As with Battlestar you can trick people into talking and thinking about important things. Come for the explosions and violence and people going squish, leave thinking about the fate of humanity.
Its awesome. Go see it.
Did I mention that people go squish?

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Years in New York: 5
Apartments: 4
Roommates: 12
Boyfriends: 2
Sort of Boyfriends: 3
Sort of Girlfriends: 1
One-Night Stands: 5
BFAs: 1
EMT Certifications: 1
Fringe Productions: 2
Jobs: 5
Cell Phones: 2
iPods: 2
Laptops: 2
Cats: 2
New Foods Tried: Bahn Mi, Ceviche, Bigos, Ethiopian, Falaphel, Ramen, Japanese Curry.
Neighborhoods Lived In: East Village, Greenpoint
Baby Showers attended: 1
Muggings: 0
Circuses Worked for: 1
Full Length Plays written: 5
Visited the empire state building: 0
Visited the statue of liberty: 0
Visited Ellis Island: 0
Visited the Transport Museum: 0

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Shine on you prissy diamond! Shine on!


OMG! Look at cute little Bella being defended by the manly menz. "Save me" her eyes say "protect me" as well as "I'm going to try to kill myself multiple times in this movie and its going to be so boring until Edward gets his sparkle on in Italy to try to kill himself since that is the signature of adolescent romance: attempted suicide." As well as "there will also be some hot wear wolfs to tie you over until Edward gets back"
Needless to say I am redonculiously excited. Look at the eyeshadow! Look at the glowering! Look at the ANGST!
Who? Will? She? Choose?
But I am most especially excited that they have now all signed on to make the fourth book into a movie. Why? Well for those of you with enough taste to not have read these books (spoiler? do you care?) Bella and Edward finally DO IT after three books of longingly staring at each other (because edward is a prude) but then she gets knocked up with a vampire baby cause shes still human because edward is a prude (no that doesnt make any sense even if you have read them). Vampire baby then breaks Bella's back and pelvis and tries to kill her from THE INSIDE. So edward bites the kid out of her stomach with his TEETH! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!
So yeah, I cant wait to see THAT made into a movie!
And also, this movie just gives me more opportunities to make fun of the prissy diamond that is edward cullen. SHINE ON.
PS I should totally be studying right now instead of thinking about the stupidest. books. ever. Which I am secretly obsessed with.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

oh but this is awesome.


I'm a bad blogger

Sushi yelled at me for not blogging enough. Which I totally deserve. What is the point of keeping this thing active if I don't update it?
But I have refrained from posting because any any all posts would be some version of "Larkie on the verge of a nervious breakdown" and that one sentence is all I want to say on that matter.
But here is my favorite picture of me from mexico:

Yes that is me on a bike next to some mother fucking ruins. Suck on that world.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Reasons Why The Battlestar Finale Broke My Heart So (a list):

1) Back when the show first started and the plot point of “looking for earth” was established I said that if they showed up in prehistoric earth I would stop watching the show. Clever them for holding it out until the last episode when it is too late for me to quit.
2) Cranky as I was, when Roslin died I cried.
3) I really, really hate that they gave up all their technology.
a. The reason why the giving up technology thing bothers me so much is that it is anti-science and also stupid. The second that first earth winter rolls around they’re all going to be longing for those heaters they flew into the sun.
b. It also undermines all the atrocities of human history. Sure the plague was bad but AT LEAST WE’RE NOT FIGHTING THE ROBOTS ANYMORE. Slave trade? Could be worse, could be robots. Holocaust? NOT AS BAD AS ROBOTS.
c. Their decision is laid out as though it is noble and smart to give up technology (and teach the native humans language but we will get to that in a second) and there is no space, or room for argument. It is presented as though going back to the land is the right decision. Which I don’t think it is.
d. When Apollo says he is going to explore the earth I shuddered. Anyone else see echos of Christopher Columbus and the assorted genocide?
i. And again he says these lines and I think the writers intend for it to be inspiring and beautiful. I think they want us to think “man, earth rocks!” But all I got was “fuck, Apollo is going to go subjugate some natives.”
e. And man did that section drag.
4) Could the opera house sequence have been any more bang you over the head obvious?
5) When Tori got her neck snapped I cried tears of joy.
6) Why did every single line once they got to earth have to be about how beautiful it is/was? I kept waiting for them to turn to the camera and say “now kids, remember to recycle.”
7) When they were all running through the opera house, I cried even though I was cranky.
8) Was Starbuck just a group hallucination? Tune into Caprica, premiering this fall to find out I’m sure.
9) Cavil just shoots himself? Well that was easy, now wasn’t it?
10) Uh… its really off and creepy that a majority white cast is talking about how they are going to colonize Africa and teach the natives language. Seriously the only two black characters were either a cylon or a suicide 10 episodes ago.
a. Oh and the Indian actor was both a cylon and strangled.
11) When boomer redeemed herself, I cried. And then she got shot.
12) Wait so Hera is mitochondrial eve? Even though there were 38,000 humans spread across the entire world? Huh?
13) When I though Helo was going to die, I cried.
14) Was the modern robot montage at the end supposed to be creepy? Because all I got from it was “man, our robots SUCK.”
a. And seriously, is the moral of this show that I should be nice to my blender? Cause that’s what I’m getting from it.
i. Side note: I am pissed there wasn’t a shot of a roomba in that montage. Of all modern robots they are the creepiest in my humble opinion.
1. unless they have a cat on them. Then they are awesome.
15) Wait so God (he doesn’t like to be called that) orchestrated all of this? The religious parts of this show were always the weakest in my opinion. And we’re supposed to just buy that the head baltar and head six are angels? Or something. Recall for a minute that head six made real baltar give Nina the nuke which she used to kill a whole bunch of innocent people. For no good reason. If god controlled everything he’s a very old testament and asshole god.
16) So…Daniel? Didn’t really have anything to do with anything?
17) Did we really have to have a “150,000 years later” title card? Really?
18) When I realized that the awesome space battle had transformed into shots of grass waving in the breeze I cried.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Food Network Fun

I do believe that I have killed a good quantity of my taste buds. I now have to order my curry extra spicy just to get the kick I desire. And god knows I burn my tongue every single morning since I have no patience when it comes to tea. But after watching this clip I think I am going to need to swish with lighter fluid (lit of course).

My remaining taste buds want to die just thinking about that.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Because I can't.

If you are in New York this friday I just figured out what you are doing with your night. You are going to go see Tommy Wiseau's MASTERPIECE "the room" at Village East Cinemas at a special midnight screening. The film is GENIUS. I have seen it on the dvd format but I would love love love to see it on the big screen. Unfortunately I have to be at the ER at 8am the next morning so I cant go. But you should. Do it for me.

If you don't go you will TEAR ME APART.
The only problem with seeing it in theaters, of course is that you can not stop and rewind to watch the following over and over and over.

God I wish I could loop seconds 2-8 and make that my ringtone.

I just want to say...

That the shoes that Britney Spears wears in the if you seek amy video are hideous.

That is all.