Shine on you prissy diamond! Shine on!

OMG! Look at cute little Bella being defended by the manly menz. "Save me" her eyes say "protect me" as well as "I'm going to try to kill myself multiple times in this movie and its going to be so boring until Edward gets his sparkle on in Italy to try to kill himself since that is the signature of adolescent romance: attempted suicide." As well as "there will also be some hot wear wolfs to tie you over until Edward gets back"
Needless to say I am redonculiously excited. Look at the eyeshadow! Look at the glowering! Look at the ANGST!
Who? Will? She? Choose?
But I am most especially excited that they have now all signed on to make the fourth book into a movie. Why? Well for those of you with enough taste to not have read these books (spoiler? do you care?) Bella and Edward finally DO IT after three books of longingly staring at each other (because edward is a prude) but then she gets knocked up with a vampire baby cause shes still human because edward is a prude (no that doesnt make any sense even if you have read them). Vampire baby then breaks Bella's back and pelvis and tries to kill her from THE INSIDE. So edward bites the kid out of her stomach with his TEETH! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!
So yeah, I cant wait to see THAT made into a movie!
And also, this movie just gives me more opportunities to make fun of the prissy diamond that is edward cullen. SHINE ON.
PS I should totally be studying right now instead of thinking about the stupidest. books. ever. Which I am secretly obsessed with.