From the Onion

Friday, September 9, 2005

CBGB's Lease Expires

The landlord of the CBGB's building announced that he will not renew the lease of the legendary New York club. What do you think?

Gordon Puente,
Glazier
"The musical voice of a generation has gone silent. Now, we’ll be able to clearly hear the actual voices of that same generation complain about joint pain."

Joseph Gardener,
Stereo Installer
"If I ever miss CBGB's, I'll put on a shitty band's self-released CD, drink a $6 Budweiser, and piss all over myself."

Amy Lindner,
Systems Analyst
"CBGB's is following in the great punk tradition (i.e. it's dying)."