Dave Gets the Last Word

David: Damn.
You ruin everything.
me: I know
its my superhero skill
David: It's a good one.
me: I was once told by a southafrica acquaintance that my xmen power would be sucking the fun out of a room
we didnt really get along
David: Jesus. That's harsh.
me: he wasnt particularly nice
David: Our team-x-power should be finding that guy and kicking the shit out of him.
me: to be fair, I might have said that his xmen power would be getting angry about stupid things
or something along those lines
so if memory serves, I started it
David: Oh, of course you did. Your xmen power is STARTING THINGS!