Step #1 in becoming Awesomest Spinster Ever!

So I am going to get a cat. I have wanted a cat since I moved to New York. Before this I have always ALWAYS lived with a cat. When I lived in berlin there was a cat. When I lived with Michael, there was a cat.
And then I moved to New York.
And there were no cats.
And I have been very very sad.
But now I am steady employed and so will get a cat!
HOWEVER I will not get this cat which is advertised on the Brooklyn Animal Rescue Coalition's website.
Valencia
#1901
Want to have a difficult, tempestuous relationship without all the psychotherapy and damage to your self-esteem? Consider Valencia. His last relationship ended when he was returned to the shelter because of a tendency to attack his person, who also said he can be loyal, affectionate and totally charming. It's just that he can be possessive and domineering—and tends to vent. And yet, he thrives on attention and is genuinely affectionate. He might do best in a home with plenty of toys, and possibly another cat who wouldn't be intimidated by him—so he would have some outlet for his predatory energy. His rough-edged charm is not for everyone, but with careful matchmaking, it could work for the right person. He is not suitable for a home with young children. We think he was born in 1999.
Breed: Domestic Short Hair
Color: Orange Tabby Age: Adult
Size: Medium Sex: Male
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I have to give them props for being honest at least.