Dude, I am so sorry.

Both the Heat Wave and the Snow are my fault. How is it my fault? Well when I was packing for Montana I looked at ALL of my beautiful, warm, fashionable coats and said "snow in June? Pshaw!" And so instead of bringing my coats to Montana I brought all of my pretty sun dresses. Which are sitting there. Not getting worn. Because it is 30 fucking degrees outside. While my coats are sitting in a box pushing 90 degrees in New York.
Thanks God, I love you too.