Ads I’m… mesmerized by:

This ad for optimum online cable is like… well nothing is really like it. The first time I saw it I kept thinking it would end at any moment and it just keeps going.
And going. And going. Mermaids? Pirates? Rapping Sea Monster? 877393 4 4 4 8?


This is just proof that everyone working for ad agencies are doing supper hard drugs. And watching this ad is just like doing hard drugs for, like, one minute.