Its 1 am. All of the roommates are up and about even though we all really should be in bed. The boys are teaching each other knots. I recognize that this is something that they need to know for film purposes.
“let me show you the truckers hitch. Does that look sturdy at all?”
“I would not attach anything expensive to the end of that.”
“pull on it.”
“Oh my god I can pull the pipe down.”
“who said being a boy scout was gay. This is awesome.”
“you get to tie each other up.”
Even though I understand that this is something career related I still can’t help myself from making bondage jokes.
Me: “You guys are like sailors. Dominatrix sailors.”