If you are ever offered a chinese liquor named "woo" TURN IT DOWN. The taste will haunt you for at least 24 hours. HAUNT YOU.

So my cat gave me a rather harsh scratch on the cheek a couple of days ago. This was even more vicious because I was sound asleep at the time.
Cat: pay attention to me.
Me: (none responsive)
Cat: (WHAM)
So now I have this long curving cut on my cheek which is rather difficult to hide.
Because it is so apparent a lot a people have given me advice on what to do about it. More advice than I would get if I had a much deeper cut on my arm. A lot of recommending of herbal things that I have never even heard of and don’t really trust. Some vitamin E. Some zinc oxide. But by far my favorite recommendation has been:
“Hey you know what you should do? If you pick the scab it will leave a scar. So you should do that and then you would have this long white baddass scar. On your cheek! It would be intense.”