Stolen from Jordie
"If Montana were to secede from the union to become its own sovereign nation (and don't push us, man, we'll do it), we would instantly become the world's fourth-largest (known) nuclear power. Innocuous white concrete bunkers sprouted in fields and valleys across 23,000 acres of central Montana contain some 200 Minuteman III intercontinental ballistic missiles equipped with nuclear warheads and watched over by 55 "missileers" of the Air Force's 341st Space Wing. Don't mess with Texas? We've got two words for the lone star state. Fuck. You."
--Annon.
--Annon.
posted by Lark(e) at 12:58 AM
2 Comments:
let alone chewing tobacco
yes, do it, because then oneday you call tell your grandchildren that you worked for victoria's secret. Also because I would be amused.
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