Roommate Jesse was priceless this evening.

Two Choice Quotes:

Jesse: Beowulf in 3D Wednesday night?
Me: Maybe. I don’t really want to spend 11 dollars on it though.
Jesse: But its a deal. You're only spending three dollars per dimension.

Jesse: Someday I want to get shot.
Me: Are you fucking kidding me?
Jesse: yeah. It’s on the list. Right after putting a slinky on an up escalator.