Fifty fifty
Sushi: We should start dating out side of our friendship circle.
Me: Agreed.
Sushi: we should start dating (mumbles)
Me: what?
Sushi: We should start dating stock brokers.
Me: Oh. I thought you said we should start dating construction workers.
Sushi: No. Definitly not. Construction workers are shlubby.
Me: well stock brokers murder you with chainsaws in your sleep. I prefer shlubby.
Sushi: They’re about fifty fifty for me.
Me: Agreed.
Sushi: we should start dating (mumbles)
Me: what?
Sushi: We should start dating stock brokers.
Me: Oh. I thought you said we should start dating construction workers.
Sushi: No. Definitly not. Construction workers are shlubby.
Me: well stock brokers murder you with chainsaws in your sleep. I prefer shlubby.
Sushi: They’re about fifty fifty for me.
posted by Lark(e) at 1:55 AM
1 Comments:
It's true damnit. stock brokers/construction workers = toss-up in the dating pool.
p.s. i vote we initiate a weekly date night.
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